It's my birthday and I will consult if I want to.

Happy birthday to me means you are getting the gifts.

I am celebrating my 49th birthday by offering consulting time at $49 per hour.

I am only offering 49 hours at this price so be sure not to hesitate. Once the time is gone it is gone. You can purchase as many hours as you wish.

You can purchase your time here:

The time you purchase can be used for telephone or on-site consultations. Some restrictions apply.